Who needs drugs?

Alright so I am in Delhi… woooo…

fuck nothing to be so enthusiastic about, but um picking up, um adapting.. um adapting to travel 5 kms in 45 friggin minutes, um adapting to the ‘on your face’ capital of the nation… um adapting to walking into a shop and buying beer instead of calling bootleggers and um getting used to the the hunger of the city,…

Holy Fuckin Christ!! I thought i’ll complete this post after lunch but when i returned after lunch i saw a happy chaos in the office… Some ppl were smiling others were smoking like chimneys and holding their heads with a tensed expression… Someone told me tht MCD is shutting down the office, thats when i figured out tht the creative guys were smiling coz they wont have to work n the servicing guys were tensed coz the client was gonna kick their ass…

Its all bloody chaotic here… i’ll write later… Arghhhhhhhhh

Ravi dude sorry for using your line here but it has changed the way i think… So all the credit for the headline goes to you…

Well okay so um leaving this place i call home… Ahmedabad my home…Cheesy na? i know but thats the way fate wanted it to be.. So um leaving for Delhi, I’ll be just one bald guy in middle of those Surds, its gonna suck big time man… Getting to the point um listing a few things that i’ll miss in delhi and some that i won’t very happily..

Mom’s food-yes

Dad’s anger- no

Dad’s strength-yes

My boss getting romantic in the middle of the night and making us stay back- hell no

Sitting on the stairs and smoking- yeah

sitting in the conference room and getting smoked by someone- noooo

Sunday morning bike trips- yes

Ravi coming to the stairs at 2 in the night, scratching himself like a mad-dog and asking “yaar mein life mein kar kya rahaa hoo!!”- Fuck yes um gonna miss that

Chronicles of tikli- hell yes

Karan’s temper - ahem well… i dont think i’ll miss it a lot

Karan’s guidance- yeah (Dude u write the headlines and send me across i’ll mail you the bod copy)

Aapu chiki- Not at all

Entire life what you done- yes

Deepty’s silence- yeah

Deepty’s follow ups- not much 

Vasundhara’s optimism- yeah

Lajja and me freaking out karan- yes

 Sanjayda’s “Bol Yaar!” and “Idea aaya hai? Maar “- yeah

Sanjayda’s teachings and pervetness - yes

Gogte’s lips- nooooooo

Gogte’s innocence- yes

You decide- no

Watching porn on the office laptop- yes

Doing some “Kaam” as in work (not Kaam as in sex) with Sahir- yes

Sahir rolling his ciggie between his fingers and cursing the bosses - yes

Me and Sahir freakin Karan out with talks about SEX -Hell yes

Karan’s dedication and motivation- yes

Karan and me searching for jobs in travel magz whenever there’s a bad day in office- Yes

Padma’s smile- hell yes

Sikander bhai’s chai- yes

Ashok bhai’s attitude - no

Mayur’s music - yes

Mayur’s unsurity- no

Everything getting approved in the evening and rejected in the morning - No, i’ll be better off without it

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