Archive for July, 2006

Yeah i know you might be thinking all i write about is office… Well yeah i dont have a life outside it…Sucks na.. I know. So please lend me a shoulder to cry on!

 

So… Today is just one of those bad days at office. When i feel like qutting the job and become a hippie… Or i go through some travle magazines and dream about how one day I’ll be writing for one… Travelling around the world and writing, while someone else pays for it and pay me too… But then my beautiful dream is broken by one of those account executives who look at me like a hungry wolf who’ll just pounce at me and eat me to the bones and then there are others who will give me that lost puppy look and their eyes will tell me ‘Luv please save my job i have a career on stake just one line you can’t even write one line to save my life.’ And i fall for that and as my dream pops like a bubble i drag myself to the computer and as i start writing the line… My thoughts wander again i open my blog and start writing about how miserable my life is, then i feel more miserable when no one reads it… Put brave as i am i pull myself out of this cribbing and misery and shut the blank word document which was supposed to be filled with lines and people would applaud on my indigenious creativity but i cant even spell indigenous… So i pull myself out of this dump shut the word document, hold my head up and head towards the stairs… light a fag and force myself to think life is so beautiful, i have such amazing collegeus…

 

When… Till when.. Temme temme till when i will lie to myself. Why can’t someone pay me to write this blog, i’m not asking for a bookers prize or something is asking for just a few thousand dollars for great writings like this is too much…

 

Oh! Cruel World.. Mercy i beg for Mercy and fame and yeah cash…

Sigh! is there anyone up there listening to me?

Triton strikes back…

| July 3rd, 2006

Yes Triton strikes bad… it hits so hard that the rashes remain for life…

Lets meet the rest of the people here….

Lajja: The Gujarati copywriter….blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah

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blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..

thats wat she does… and you guys thought i talked a lot!

Chintan: the self acclaimed badshah…Mudra has the itch guard account and Triton is suffering from the sever itches that keep on recurrin on chintu’s huge body… He abuses in gujarati and abuses in gujarati and abuses in gujarati…Thats about it… and yes did i mention he abuses a lot in gujarati…

Mahesh: To my mind it makes no sense in writing about him coz it might just cost me my job if he reads this… but in the end..YOU DECIDE!

 Sachi: Hmmmm…hmmmm… uh how will it look? Big fan of pastel colours and chintu’s godmother..

Raaaaadhikaaaaaaaa: Aye hai…Raaaaaaaaaaju Bhaaaaaaaaai…she is always hungry and always wants to go home…She designs those websites that we at triton create for our personal satisfaction coz the clients always keep coming back with changes…

Mona: She has a very tragic history behind her when she was 10 she ate a loud speaker and it’s still stuck somewhere in her throat and now it’s tragic for us…

Mayur: Writing a blog is not rcoket science he’d say when he reads this..Big time Bob Dylan fan and big time into stock market… We don’t mind it coz it gives us some peace of mind till the stock market is brething and then we are invited in the torture chamber, fed some pop corns and tortured till the stock market opens next time… I hope stock market like hospitals remain open 24/7…